Gift Alert: JORD Watches

“Dear Santa… any chance of grading on a curve?”

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Well folks…. The countdown to Christmas is officially, officially ON! Feeling the heat? Not going to lie, I one hundred and ten percent am. Every single year, I pledge that I will complete all of my Christmas Shopping before December 1st & every single year, without fail, I always manage to absolutely do this NEVER. I’m the one frantically pushing my way through the merciless hordes of panicked mall crowds on December 23rd in utter desperation, whilst attempting to cross off everyone on my list. It’s a horrible, horrible position to be in… yet I do it to myself ALWAYS. However, I think I’ve managed to solve my little Christmas Conundrum this year because – spoiler alert friends & family – I’ve pretty much decided that almost everyone on my list will be receiving a JORD Watch! REJOICE! (more…)


How To: Host a Secret Santa Party

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out I’ll drink the red”

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I am very uncharacteristically excited for Christmas & the Holidays this year. Like it is almost out of control. Normally, at this point in the month of November I would still very much be in mourning over the loss of the amazingness that is Halloween. However my consumption of various eggnog flavoured confections & horrifyingly cheesy Christmas movies up to this point has proven otherwise… & is honestly quite concerning. I’m convinced that shacking up with Andrei has something to do with it – I feel like having our own space to decorate to my taste & getting to share the holiday months with him this year is totally at the root of this newfound obsession. Like I seriously want to celebrate ALWAYS, & I’ve been racking my BRAIN trying to think of ANY excuse to have anyone over to celebrate in some way, shape or form… & I think I’ve settled on throwing a Secret Santa Party! (more…)


Last Minute Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

“Just wanted to thank you in advance for the flowers I’m going to send to myself, & pretend are from you”

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Well HELLO there my frantic little, last-minute lovebirds! We’re cutting it real close this year, aren’t we?! Honestly not to fret, I’m sitting here typing this post on my high & mighty horse, but in reality I have yet to even THINK about what I’d like to get Andrei this year for Valentine’s Day – which I promise, STILL qualifies me in the whole “gift guide” writing department because I totally have lots of ideas for the ladies out there! So men, if there are any men that happen to read my blogs, please take note. 😉 Side Note: Also, ladies you can take note too because these are PERFECT gifts to give to your BFF’s for Galentines Day, or seriously just pamper yourselves & grab a few trinkets, because snaps for self-love right?  (more…)